I hear the beat of my heart getting louder whenever I'm near you
182nd day of the year.
Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.
I finally understand what Blink-182 means.
Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up
you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
Holy shit….really though.
I must get drugs and go to the museum. :)
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
what the fuck is this though seriously
a good fucking time thats what
do you ever feel like mike wazowski
why dont these words rhyme
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever